Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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