i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The uberlube is also flammable
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
i need some magic done to my vagina
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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