Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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