Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
