There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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