Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
do herpes really smell.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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