i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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