I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm at about main and main street
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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