She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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