And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
