the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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