Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Found your dick twin last night
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Two words: blizzard sex
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize