I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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