I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Randomize
