how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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