Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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