I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize
