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(810): View more from Michigan

I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.

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(219): View more from Indiana

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

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(281): View more from Texas

I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent

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(727): View more from Florida

if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.

(1-727): View more from Florida

Lol welcome to greek life

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(602): View more from Arizona

I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol

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(517): View more from Michigan

New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause

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(317): View more from Indiana

I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.

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