ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize