Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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