we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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