I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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