i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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