I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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