He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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