we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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