one two three fourrrrnication!
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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