I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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