Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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