i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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