Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just saw a hot homeless man
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
be right there i have to get my cape
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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