Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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