so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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