Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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