Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So. Much. Porn.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
