I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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