I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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