Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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