I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize
