at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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