I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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