never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
These tits shall not be calmed
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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