I should be sponsored by Trojan
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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