I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
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