You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
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