question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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