have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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