you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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