shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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