lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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