Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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