Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
And then he peed in my hair
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