just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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