I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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