i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
do herpes really smell.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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