i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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